Friday, January 30, 2009
The premise is simple enough. For all the reasons this litigious society can think of to sue each other, there's plenty of information available on how and even why to be a plaintiff against our spouses, neighbors, employers, drivers who make the mistake of being on the same highway as us and anyone else who happens to wander into our field of vision at just the wrong moment. But what if you want to be a defendant?
Think about it. There are no carefully marked roadmaps, no oral histories to pass down, not even a Defendants-for-Dummies guide. And nature hates a vacuum...
Enter May It Please the Court blogger, J. Craig Williams. In a dry, tongue-and-cheek approach that only someone who has actually witnessed innumerable people screw up their lives could truly muster (he's a defense lawyer), Craig takes readers through a litany of disastrous life choices that could only result in ending up on the wrong side of a lawsuit.
To wit: the story of a 63-year-old man who lost his job and decided that the best course of action was to rob a bank teller, immediately turn himself in and then ask the judge for a three-year sentence. "Yep, a cot and three squares a day until social security kicks in." Or how about Krispy Kreme, sued by disgruntled shareholders "because they weren't warned that the craze for Atkins-like diets would eat into company profits." Or the Vancouver man who partied all night and then went the next morning to seek employment... with the local police department. "Instead of a job application, he went away with a DUI ticket."
You can't make this stuff up. Even if you could, why would you? "How to Get Sued" is your best bet if you're looking for either an instructional guide to making bad choices or just a good laugh.
Apparently, a British study has found that cows which have been given names produce more milk than those without a name...
At an international poultry conference earlier this week, Dr. Jim Perdue of Perdue Farms suggested that he expects the concept of "happy chickens" to dominate the future of chicken production...
(No word yet on whether giving the cows names or keeping the chickens happy makes any of them ok with ending up on a dinner plate...)
Meanwhile, back to reality... four animal advocacy groups have joined together to try to intervene in a meat industry lawsuit that seeks to overturn key provisions of California's newly upgraded law banning the use of sick and disabled animals in the food supply.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
As the Southtown Star explains:
Her story drew headlines, outrage - and more than 1,000 inquiries from people interested in adopting the neglected animals.
As egregious as this situation was, officials for the Illinois Department of Agriculture stunned us by granting Wright a kennel operator's license only a month after her dogs were confiscated. The Will County state's attorney's office had not even finished its investigation, and the woman was already being given the green light to work with dogs again.
If Wright's case was a once-in-a-blue-moon incident, we'd chalk it up as an oddity and move on, but in the Southland such discoveries seem to be biannual events. Which is why we really hope Chloe's Bill sails through the General Assembly unimpeded.
The Southtown Star gets the puppy mills problem. Let's hope Illinois lawmakers do too.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
By Peter Lewis
Asked to put a price tag on their pets, most owners would call them priceless.
Courts usually don't agree because the law doesn't allow them to. In fact, a pet owner typically can't recover much more than out-of-pocket expenses when an animal is injured or killed due to someone's negligence. Current practice is to value pets at what they would cost to replace, the way insurers put a price on used cars.
Click here for the rest of the article...
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Read more about her talk Wednesday in the Brandeis Hoot article by Kayla Dos Santos. If it piques your curiosity, check out the book Dr. Pepperberg published after Alex's death a couple of years ago. It is her (his?) memoir, titled "Alex and Me."
Friday, January 23, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
According to the Arkansas Times, "[t]his time around, it looks like Attorney General Dustin McDaniel has brokered a deal between the once warring animal protection and farm factions. Groups on both sides admit SB77 is not perfect, but it's something they can live with."
And not a moment too soon. As writer Gerard Matthews describes, there is plenty of cruelty waiting to be addressed.
Monday, January 19, 2009
January 19, 2009
CHICAGO - Two Illinois lawmakers are pushing legislation aimed at cracking down on puppy mills.
Chicago Rep. John Fritchey and Sen. Dan Kotowski of Mt. Prospect announced the legislation over the weekend. It's called "Chloe's Bill" after a dog rescued from an unlicensed puppy mill in downstate Macon County.
Read more here...
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
January 14, 2009
Fans of “The Price is Right,” the longest running daytime game show on television, may remember host Bob Barker’s signature sign-off: “Help control the pet population; have your pet spayed or neutered.” Barker, also a longtime host of the Miss Universe Pageant, quit the pageant in 1987 when those in charge refused to stop giving away fur coats as prizes.Now Barker (not a lawyer), who retired last year, is keeping his animal rights drive alive, with a $1 million gift to the University of Virginia to establish an animal law program at its law school.
Click here to read more...
Monday, January 12, 2009
Leith v. Frost involved a plaintiff couple who sued their neighbor after the neighbor's Siberian Huskie got out of his yard and mauled their Dachshund. The trial court found Frost liable, but limited the Leiths' damages - which totaled more than $4,700 in vet bills - to $200. The trial court cited traditional common law limiting the cost of repairs for inanimate property to market value.
On appeal, the Fourth District reversed. It noted:
reasonably foreseen that if his dogs escaped from their enclosure and injured plaintiffs' family pet, plaintiffs would feel compelled to pay considerably more than a nominal amount for veterinary care. It is common knowledge that people are prepared to make great sacrifices for the well-being and continued existence of their household pets, to which they have become deeply attached. They feel a moral obligation toward these animals. Emotionally, they have no choice but to lay out great expenditures when these animals suffer a serious physical injury.
The court found that Molly must have been worth to the Leiths at least what they paid in veterinary bills, and modified the trial court's judgment to $4,784 so as to prevent the award from being nominal.
Well, yay! And it's about time.
I've gotten similar results at the trial level in the past (which the clients liked, but obviously lacked much precedential value for anyone else). This is the first such appellate pronouncement in Illinois. The Illinois court relied on the reasoning of a Kansas appellate court of Burgess v. Shampooch Pet Industries, Inc., 35 Kan. App. 2d 458, 463, 131 P.3d 1248, 1252 (2006). Hopefully, more states will follow (and expand!) upon their reasoning.
Menatime, kudos to plaintiff attorney Nick Burgrabe - way to go, Nick!
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Closer to home... a very fortunate turn of the "tables" for one marine critter; George the giant lobster is tasting freedom on the floor of the Atlantic Ocean in Maine. PETA convinced a New York City restaurant to release George yesterday from the tank where he was confined before anyone ordered him for dinner. Read more on CNN.com.
Thursday, January 08, 2009
It's illegal to bring deer into Texas, but that apparently is not stopping anyone. Not only is there a thriving deer-breeding industry, deer-smuggling is alive and well (Well, as an industry. Not so much for the deer, really.)
Time writer Hilary Hylton notes various concerns that this raises: the fact that smugglers undercut the prices of Texas deer breeders, the threat of bringing wasting diseases and so forth across state lines, and of course, the historical dislike of outlaws (think old west cattle smugglers).
But not one quote from anyone who thinks the ban shouldn't just be against bringing deer into the state, but rather shooting them at all. While the article notes an interesting social dilemma (the free market at work and what are legally protectible state interests (ie: disease prevention) versus not-so-much (ie: favoring in-state businesses), it's really hard for me to look at the weighing of factors here and not also think about the value of protecting animals from cruelty... or wonder how that can be left out of the weighing process completely? Personally, it is even more difficult for me to have any empathy for the concerns about underpricing or even wasting disease when there does not seem to be any empathy whatsoever to those most harmed of all. Sad.
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
While anyone reading this blog would likely agree with that sentiment, well, of course, others don't. Who, you ask? For one, Robert Stevens. The case of Stevens v. State is winding its way up through the court system. Stevens was convicted of selling videos of dogfights, but the Third Circuit reversed the conviction, holding that the ban violated Stevens' First Amendment rights.
The Solicitor General asked the Supreme Court to hear the case last month. No word yet if it will. In the meantime, read more in this New York Times piece by Adam Liptak.
Monday, January 05, 2009
Sunday, January 04, 2009
As writer Jim Gorant reminds, even PETA and HSUS thought the dogs were beyond rehabilitation and it was a waste of time and money to try. "If you're a dog and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals suggests you be put down, you've got problems." But as Gorant goes on to describe, the 47 of 51 dogs that were rescued have made remarkable progress.
For me though, what happened to the Vick dogs goes beyond the realm of a feel-good animal welfare story. It's pushing the boundaries of animal law in incremental steps that may not be grabbing the big headlines, but is definitely changing the way the legal system perceives and handles these issues.
For example, each dog was individually evaluated and placed based upon a series of factors that can fairly be described as the best interests of the dog. You just don't get that with the cars, boats, paraphernalia and other items seized in drug busts.
Gorant described another moment in the case:
"On Aug. 23, 2007, Vick appeared in U.S. District Court in Richmond, and Judge Hudson accepted a plea agreement in which the former quarterback admitted that he had been involved in dogfighting and had personally participated in killing animals. The agreement required him to pay $928,000 for the care and treatment of the dogs, including any humane destruction deemed necessary. "That was the landmark moment -- when he not only gave the dogs the money but referred to it as restitution," says Zawistowski. "That's when these dogs went from weapons to victims."
Animal law scholars have argued for years that animals should, if not be accorded full "person" status under the law, at least be granted some sort of elevated property status that recognizes, once and for all, that a dog is not the same as a table or a lamp, no matter what the Pennsylvania Supreme Court affirmed in Desanctis v. Pritchard, 818 A.2d 504 (Pa. 2003). The actions of Judge Hudson go a long way toward demonstrating how the law should, and imho eventually will, evolve.
Friday, January 02, 2009
RALEIGH Inside Wake County's animal shelter, a 40-pound boxer named Honey awaits a possible death sentence....
An appeal is pending, which could spare Honey. Still, her family says the dog's fate is not only unjust, but a surprise. The family had no idea the dog had been declared dangerous, nor had it even met one of the reported bite victims, owner Connie Inggs said.
Read the rest of the article here....
As the Inggs and their animal law attorney Calley Gerber are finding out, this is how dangerous dog cases are frequently handled throughout the U.S. Imho, you get more due process for a technical violation of a building code in most counties than you get for the permanent deprivation of what most people consider to be a member of their families.